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Monday, March 29, 2010

theft

Usually I look down on thieves; cursing them for stealing whatever it is that they have stolen to be labeled a thief. But I have a confession to make. I've been stealing my next door neighbor's wifi because ours was knocked out by a storm a week or so ago. Hey, I have to keep in touch with the universe via twitter, facebook, skype and so on and so forth. Ok, ok I know it's just like saying, "Well my cat took a piss on my left shoe so I'll steal my neighbor's until it gets washed." I feel like I should go over to their house and tell them but would that not be weird? I dunno. It's killing me. Darn my good morals. I'll be debating about this all week until I can scrounge up some cookies to take to them after beating myself up for thieving.

The point of this blog? Don't steal or just lower your morals so that you don't care if you're stealing or not. I would suggest you don't steal though. It's less messy and the cops won't be kicking down your door at 4:30 am to question you. Anyways, those are my thoughts for today. Thanks for reading. :)

love always,
Mary Fugitt

3 comments:

  1. You are so cute,(:
    can there be a like button please? Haha.

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  2. bahaha this is funny. I would probably feel bad doing that, too. But you could always just view it as gracing their wifi with your presence.

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  3. haha why thank both of you :)
    now I feel better about mooching off of their wifi.

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